Boredom Strikes
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
Wow the implications of this slang. “He guys I was a great warrior until I got hobbled/married!” Holy fucking sexism batman :|
Soooo, in the latest Tomb Raider, Lara can get a survival attack upgrade that is literally stabbing one of her arrows into the knee of her opponent to take them down before killing them. It took the LPer I was watching a LONG TIME to realize what the reference was, too.
(Source: textsfromsuperheroes)
vixens-dont-wear-pink-lipstick:
Shark-Shaped Laundry Basket
(laughter) WANT.
Welp, I know what me and my boyfriend are buying for our place.
That last picture the shark is hugging the washing machine and he looks SO HAPPY
(via agrias-is-my-homegirl)
Have you ever wondered which part of the other side of the earth is directly below you? Find out using this map tunnelling tool.
I would end up a few thousand miles off of Madagascar.
